!!!I think about things. Then I write these things down. Then I remember them. Then you read these things.
Or don't read them. Then, I go eat soup.
!!!Oklahoma should be renamed to “that one state where a bunch of dust blows into your eyeballs and every city is really just a dairy queen and a conoco gas station.”
I only remember really stupid things about my life. Like the time in 1994 when I dressed up as an old man for Halloween and some lady said I was hotter than her late husband. I wish I didn’t remember that.
Elderly little Filipino man slowly getting into your yellow convertible Camaro, exist in my life more please.
Every time I buy fabric the lady checking me out asks if I design costumes or work on a movie set. Maybe I should stop buying so much lamé.
I opened my copy of the second season of The Golden Girls hoping to watch some while trying to sleep. Instead I found Stop or my mom will shoot!, Stuck on you, and a dvd of pictures from my sister’s wedding. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I have not been going out lately because I hate everyone and would rather stay in watching the golden girls. Tonight I went out and sent a text that said: “PS I want to be your crab bff.” Apparently I should have stuck with my original plan.
I’ll attribute the dream where I stole a bunch of women’s 80s clothing from an old southern man’s barn to the cold medicine I took last night and leave it at that.
